It’s Good Friday but I don’t feel good

Haven’t been to church as I should.

I’ve celebrated the Eucharist with a hot cross bun

On the day God sacrificed his only son.

In Oxfam I just bought a figurine of the last supper

Not for thirty silver pieces but for copper.

Although my health is frail my faith’s unshaken,

But I emailed the vicar in case he was mistaken.