It’s Good Friday but I don’t feel good
Haven’t been to church as I should.
I’ve celebrated the Eucharist with a hot cross bun
On the day God sacrificed his only son.
In Oxfam I just bought a figurine of the last supper
Not for thirty silver pieces but for copper.
Although my health is frail my faith’s unshaken,
But I emailed the vicar in case he was mistaken.
